function rotateEvery(sec)
{
	var Quotation=new Array()

	// QUOTATIONS
	Quotation[0] = "Bogon emissions";
	Quotation[1] = "network packets travelling uphill (use a carrier pigeon)";
	Quotation[2] = "CPU radiator broken";
	Quotation[3] = "virus attack, luser responsible";
	Quotation[4] = "working as designed";
	Quotation[5] = "Cosmic ray particles crashed through the hard disk platter";
	Quotation[6] = "Plumber mistook routing panel for decorative wall fixture";
	Quotation[7] = "Electricians made popcorn in the power supply";
	Quotation[8] = "knot in cables caused data stream to become twisted and kinked";
	Quotation[9] = "Satan did it";
	Quotation[10] = "Daemons did it";
	Quotation[11] = "Yes, yes, its called a desgin limitation";
	Quotation[12] = "Look, buddy:  Windows 3.1 IS A General Protection Fault.";
	Quotation[13] = "Support staff hung over, send aspirin and come back LATER.";
	Quotation[14] = "Windows 95 undocumented *feature*";
	Quotation[15] = "Budget cuts";
	Quotation[16] = "Pentium FDIV bug";
	Quotation[17] = "Small animal kamikaze attack on power supplies";
	Quotation[18] = "Power company testing new voltage spike (creation) equipment";
	Quotation[19] = "The rolling stones concert down the road caused a brown out";
	Quotation[20] = "the printer thinks its the router";
	Quotation[21] = "the router thinks its the printer";
	Quotation[22] = "SCSI Chain overterminated";
	Quotation[23] = "disks spinning backwards - toggle the hemisphere jumper.";
	Quotation[24] = "Zombie processes haunting the computer";
	Quotation[25] = "bugs in the RAID";
	Quotation[26] = "/pub/lunch";
	Quotation[27] = "ether leak";
	Quotation[28] = "filesystem not big enough for Jumbo Kernel Patch";
	Quotation[29] = "We only support a 1200 bps connection.";
	Quotation[30] = "We are currently trying a new concept of using a live mouse.  Unfortuantely, one has yet to survive being hooked up to the computer.....please bear with us.";
	Quotation[31] = "Of course it doesn't work. We've performed a software upgrade.";
	Quotation[32] = "Someone is broadcasting pigmy packets and the router dosn't know how to deal with them.";
	Quotation[33] = "Program load too heavy for processor to lift.";
	Quotation[34] = "Someone's tie is caught in the printer, and if anything else gets printed, he'll be in it too.";
	Quotation[35] = "Your Flux Capacitor has gone bad.";
	Quotation[36] = "You need to upgrade your VESA local bus to a MasterCard local bus.";
	Quotation[37] = "Fiber optics caused gas main leak";
	Quotation[38] = "paradigm shift...without a clutch";
	Quotation[39] = "Your parity check is overdrawn and you're out of cache.";
	Quotation[40] = "parallel processors running perpendicular today";
	Quotation[41] = "We are Microsoft.  What you are experiencing is not a problem; it is an undocumented feature.";
	Quotation[42] = "The vulcan-death-grip ping has been applied";
	Quotation[43] = "internet is needed to catch the etherbunny";
	Quotation[44] = "Firmware update in the coffee machine";
	Quotation[45] = "Cache miss - please take better aim next time";
	Quotation[46] = "Browser's cookie is corrupted -- someone's been nibbling on it.";
	Quotation[47] = "According to Microsoft, it's by design";
	Quotation[48] = "Terorists crashed an airplane into the server room, have to remove /bin/laden. (rm -rf /bin/laden)";
	Quotation[49] = "PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)";
	Quotation[50] = "A plumber is needed, the network drain is clogged";

	var which = Math.round(Math.random()*(Quotation.length - 1));
	document.getElementById("textrotator").innerHTML = Quotation[which];
	
	setTimeout("rotateEvery("+sec+")", sec*50000);
}